Disturbing Hypothetical Thread - Rubber Room Style

[Boxslayer]

Besides OMT and a handful of others (terrorists), sports gamblers are mentally sick. Don't fight it, just go with it.

This is the

"What would you rather do"

thread. Non-stop hypothetical questions flying around here....No speeches.....I'll get it kicked off with a couple, feel free to get creative:

(Warning, some of these mental images may be disturbing)


Would you rather eat a banana-turd sub (yes, you can add whatever toppings you want), fresh out of Warren Saap's ass after the 4th quarter...

or...

Submerge your head upside down up to your chin (you can close your mouth) into a public bathroom toilet, after Rosie O'Donnell blew party mud in it after a rough night getting hammered with PDiddy. (and you dont stop...ah-eh-ah-eh)

 

[SkinsRaj28]

I think that the day someone finds themselves in a position where they are being forced to eat shit, is the day they've died and gone to heaven.

R.I.P. Biggie Smalls
Holla
We'll be missing you

 

[slick69]

Would you rather have Warren Sapp rip a bare ass fart on your face
or have
Julio Franco slap his dick across your face?

 

[kingbill]

Um Ok how about this one.

Ok knowing it will show up on the front page of USA Today?
Would you rather be known for
Having 15 minutes of Sex with Brad Pitt?
Or 60 minutes of Sex with Bea Arthur?

 

[Boxslayer]

Give me the Warren Sapp fart over a giant cock slap.

And I'll bang the old hag before i go near another mans penis.


On deck:

Would you rather let Kobayashi vomit in your mouth minutes after winning a hot dog eating contest...

or...

Let Jackie Chan kick you in the nuts as hard as he can

 

[kingbill]

Give me the Warren Sapp fart over a giant cock slap.

And I'll bang the old hag before i go near another mans penis.


On deck:

Would you rather let Kobayashi vomit in your mouth minutes after winning a hot dog eating contest...

or...

Let Jackie Chan kick you in the nuts as hard as he can

I don't know, just think of the residual ***** you could get by being with Brad Pitt, Bitches would be on you just to say they were 2 degrees of separation from Brad Pitt.

I can't handle Puke, I would let Jackie Chan kick me in the Nuts but I am like the Shaolin, I can suck'em up in side, leaving me well protected.

 

[HarryCaray]

Would you rather...
Have Tommy Lee fuck your wife/GF, therefore leaving her trap an utterly useless mound of chewed bubble gum, and making you look and feel inadequate for the rest of
your life in her eyes, or

Suck his dick.

One condition: you have to stay with her afterwards, no "I would let TL fuck her and then I'd dump her used up ass."

 

[HarryCaray]

Would you rather go down on a chick with genital warts or let someone use a Q-tip to smear human feces up each one of your nostrils every morning for a month (can't wash it out"?

 

[Boxslayer]

You guys have really exceeded my expectations with this thread.

This was my Great Vision when this thread was started. The participation in sick and disturbing hypothetical situations has been outstanding.

I'll let Tommy Lee bang my girlfriend. Then I'll dump her. If Im forced to stay with her cheat city. If I cant cheat, then my dick is going cave diving.

The "cant wash it out" thing got me with the human feces. That was the kicker. I'll go with going down on a genital wart infested vaggie.

Would you rather let Peter North shoot a monster load on your forehead,

or...

Eat a pnemonia bogey popsicle of Oprah Winfrey. A pnemonia bogey popsicle would be the nastiest boogers this lady had to offer, while suffering from pnemonia, frozen on a popsicle stick, and served for your enjoyment.

Thanks

 

[slick69]

definately gotta go with the boogar popsi

Would you rather have Micheal Jackson finger your ass

or

jerk off a mule and have it blow it's batch in your mouth?